O.K. Fess up! What do ya do when nobody else is watching!?!??!?!

[jtooswol]

I found this on another board, thought it was some funny shit!

I'll start it off!

I like to smell my dick hours after sex....i love the way pussy smells!!! lmao

[InfoStalk]

no joke i honestly prolly pick my nose. i know thats only a shower thing but i hate using tissues that make my nose redder than an addicts, but i do. and i have no shame doing it. ill dig as deep as it gets. i did it infront of the gf on our 5th date and explained it very well to her.

and i dont fart. ever infront of girls or even pass it off at all. hahaha

[Skeletor]

I have an addiction to myspace. Once I'm on...it's like I'm on there FOREVER:(

[d-red]

uummmmmm......i jerk off! there...i said it!:D

[harleyc]

I like to spank the monkey when I look at pictures of JT, Then bang RX in the ass!!!!!!!!!!! ha,ha, :eek:

[jaydog25]

i make fun of people lol

[teamgenetics]

i dig in my nose :)

[jtooswol]

come on fellas post up some more things you do!

[Whimp]

I pee in the shower does that count???

[geeezer]

I eat the whites out of the oreos ,and toss out the cookie:eek:

[bigriggs00]

Probably the biggest secret in my life is I know my girlfriend of four years wants to get pregnant in order to bait me into getting married. Yes, I know it sounds desperate and all but I have countermeasures as I don't want any kids, nor do I want to get married....I have stayed on 250mg of test per week to drop my sperm count to zero - cruising and blasting. It is quite effective at accomplishing this task.


Science is actually developing a male contraceptive based on this finding. That is where I actually developed this idea. The only difference is the studies include a dose of progesterone with the test. To date, it calls for 250mg test weekly for nearly a year to become effective and it is in clinical trials. I say fuck progesterone and just go with test alone. It works just fine for me.

In closing, I shall not be held liable for any future pregnancies from bros reading this post and getting ideas.

At least I don't smell my dick after sex. :)

[upondeez]

I like To dress my wife up like Smurfette and do smurftacular things to her blue body!

And at least I also dont smell my own cock!:D

[bigriggs00]

I like To dress my wife up like Smurfette and do smurftacular things to her blue body!

And at least I also dont smell my own cock!:D


blue paint and all?

[upondeez]

Sexy little halloween outfit from a couple years back. Nothing like getting smurfed by smurfette!

Makes me want to rub one out just thinking about it!:D

[bigriggs00]

Sexy little halloween outfit from a couple years back. Nothing like getting smurfed by smurfette!

Makes me want to rub one out just thinking about it!:D

we are gonna need pics of wife, with said outfit on, to verify these claims sir....thank you.

[harleyc]

BUMP TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ha,ha,

[upondeez]

we are gonna need pics of wife, with said outfit on, to verify these claims sir....thank you.

Definately a possibility! Will work on it tonight!:D

[d-red]

i also TALK to myself sometimes!!!!!!

[jtooswol]

I enjoy flexing in the mirror!!

[geeezer]

I enjoy flexing in the mirror!!
I think we all do that.
I even look in car windows as I walk on by,just to get a fast look

[jtooswol]

I think we all do that.
I even look in car windows as I walk on by,just to get a fast look

LOL Sometimes i catch my slef flexing in the reflection of my girls sunglasses! hahh

[aragorn1500]

I do stuff like this guy in the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6KWjdWaTnE

[aragorn1500]

Just not as good. LOL

[simplerx]

i sit around for hours holding my nuts for know reason at all...idk why i just do its like an addiction.