Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

[testboner]

10. have to sit upright while driving.

9. pistol won't store under front seat.

8. engine noise drowns out the rap music.

7. pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants.

6. can't smoke a blunt and chill driving fast.

5. police cars on track interfere with race.

4. no passenger seat for the Ho.

3. no caddi's are approved for compitition.

2. when they crash the cars they bail out and run....

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1. they can't wear their helmets sidways. :p

[airagee23]

LMAO

[rambo]

Did you know the same people you are making fun of also serve in our military and protect our country and allow you to sit there and type up some shit like that?

[testboner]

Did you know the same people you are making fun of also serve in our military and protect our country and allow you to sit there and type up some shit like that?

Waaa Waaa. . . . Someone needs a sense of humor. Lighten up chief.
Did you know that the same people the joke's about can even enjoy the humor about an obvious joke?

By the way, if your such an ardent protector of this country - then don't be wasting time on forums like this son! Get out there on the battlefield and kill some people in the name of liberty. . . . who many of which also have a sense of humor and normal lives that don't deserve a hell storm of attack.

Wee bit sensitive you are :rolleyes:

[Downtown]

Did you know the same people you are making fun of also serve in our military and protect our country and allow you to sit there and type up some shit like that?

Its a joke bro. BUt since you started dont you know these same people make up 70% of the prison population. BTW I also serve in the military. i am not racist, there are alot of black people in the military that love theses kinds of jokes. Lighten up.

[rocco-x]

Did you know the same people you are making fun of also serve in our military and protect our country and allow you to sit there and type up some shit like that?yeah like 5%.di you know the other 95% all have baby momma drama and turn whatever neighborhood they move into a shit hole with their gangs and thug bullshit?let a white guy say 1/3rd of the shit these guys do and you'll have every political activist including some punk ass scared to death white politician callin for your ass in a sling.shit,i got black bros that hate them just as much.
don't get me wrong we all have our own type in each race.ours are called wiggers cause they have no true identity."hell i piss my pants when Dave Chapelle(the funniest man alive)and Chris Rock make fun of us crackers.know why...?cause they're right.nothing wrong with a little humor.if your feelings got hurt then change your handle from rambo to hambo,what can i tell ya dude,grow some thick skin is all...

[guns01]

i too serve this country as a matter fact for well over a decade. me and all of my boys damn sure enjoy this type of humor, it is actually not distasteful in the least bit. a good one lol. the sad thing is that no one here actually allows in racial or close to racial comments. the mods are very on point on these matters

[testboner]

i too serve this country as a matter fact for well over a decade. me and all of my boys damn sure enjoy this type of humor, it is actually not distasteful in the least bit. a good one lol. the sad thing is that no one here actually allows in racial or close to racial comments. the mods are very on point on these matters

Right, Guns.

The sad thing is that tip toeing around "fears of racism" in my opinion fuels a continued problem of racism instead of everyone just accepting it as a thing to disappear.
Blatant insulting argumentative racial remarks are one thing. . . but just humorful light hearted jokes should be viewed as healing instead of a sore spot.
That's how I view it anyhow.
That's why I think it's a positive thing when comedians like Chris Rock or other comedians of color or different races make fun of themselves as well. It takes a sensitive topic and weakens it by simply expressing that we don't need to make it a serious thing anymore.

In even simpler terms - The only ones who make a big issue out of racism are the racists.

[1bigun11]

Another number 1 reason there are no Blacks in NASCAR:

None of them could drive past a fat drunk white woman in the crowd showing her tits! :D

[testboner]

Another number 1 reason there are no Blacks in NASCAR:

None of them could drive past a fat drunk white woman in the crowd showing her tits! :D

Right! And she'd be a redhead drinking grape juice. Is that racial? I just have noticed a lot of black dudes in my life with white fat redheads (with freckles) and they seem to enjoy grape flavored drinks. Is that racist. . . or am I just observant?

[rocco-x]

Right! And she'd be a redhead drinking grape juice. Is that racial? I just have noticed a lot of black dudes in my life with white fat redheads (with freckles) and they seem to enjoy grape flavored drinks. Is that racist. . . or am I just observant?don't forgets dem bbq potato chipsis.

[Big Dan]

thats some funny stuff. i agree normaly the ones that hollar racism are the racist. some people need to lighten up.

[rocco-x]

thats some funny stuff. i agree normaly the ones that hollar racism are the racist. some people need to lighten up.x2.if some people only knew half my boys i hang with are black,the others are mixed-puerto rican,cuban,white,etc...and we crack on each other ALL day when we hang out.we play the yo momma jokes and all and not once did i ever see one dude get pissed.maybe cause he couldn't get one back at the guy but not in a malicious way.you're right,the first one to yell racist is usually the first one to tell an ethnic joke behind the persons back.

[bmf123]

Did you know the same people you are making fun of also serve in our military and protect our country and allow you to sit there and type up some shit like that?

Yeah I do because I got to carry most of there fucking workload