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irish_2003
10-14-2011, 11:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuG1vyQ1mUQ

...........because you're a Bears fan

...........because you like Obama.....alot

...........because you are a single guy and have more than one cat as a pet

...........because you like Tim Tebow......and he likes peanut butter......on your nuts

SFGiants
10-14-2011, 11:51 PM
...........because you don't squat

...........because you don't deadlift

The IM Troll
10-15-2011, 12:02 AM
Troll knows your gay because you look at Troll butt!

Troll Knows your gay because you touch Troll's pee pee!

Born2Juice4Ever
10-15-2011, 06:02 AM
Because you were tight fucking shorts at the gym...
because you wear gloves like a little princess....
because you listen to Britney Spears while working out WTF
because you're always looking in the mirror, even when you walk to the water station WOW!!
because you scream like a girl when you're benching 185lbs...

.........

B2J

guns01
10-15-2011, 09:19 AM
because you are a fudge packers fan
because you wear home made muscle shirts
because you still live with your parents

FUZO
10-15-2011, 09:32 AM
because you scream in th gym
because you wear a tank top and let everyone see your horrible acne
because you wear boxing shoes and a skull cap thats why your fuk'm gay fag homo

kingvillan
10-15-2011, 10:26 AM
because you wear sunglasses in the gym when its dark outside...
because you walk around the gym like you're 300lbs when you're only 150lbs...
because you have pee dribble spots on your shorts...
because you look like this guy...

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irish_2003
10-15-2011, 01:04 PM
.........because you "vagazzled" your butthole

guns01
10-15-2011, 02:26 PM
because you wear five finger shoes
because you wear lycra pants
because you wear under armor tight fit shirts
because you wear a wife beater and have no business flexing in public
because you run bare foot

irish_2003
10-15-2011, 04:55 PM
..........because you still think gay cutler is good

SFGiants
10-15-2011, 04:59 PM
..........because you still think gay cutler is good

I have heard he is a real stuck up cunt of an asshole I don't think I have hear worst about a bber beside that dude that died young taking STUPID amounts of aas he was a bigger asshole.

rocco-x
10-15-2011, 07:25 PM
cause you do squats in the gyms shower and ask for a spot
tell the guy just getting off the bench "no need to wipe it down,i'll just lick that up for ya."
after your workout you ask the juice bar if they have any bananas,then take it and run straight to the locker room for 10minutes.then walk out really funny looking.
just cause i know you're gay cause you go weak in the knees at a semi flacid penis wondering what's gonna happen next...

The IM Troll
10-15-2011, 08:46 PM
because you sit on Troll's lap

kingvillan
10-16-2011, 09:40 AM
Because you sit in the steam room with 7 old men...
Because you wear matching outfits with your lifting partner...
Because you wear a Camelback Hydration Backpack when you're running on the treadmill...
Because you like running in place and look at yourself in the mirror in front of the dumbell rack...
Because you walk into the gym and sit on the incline bench for an hour...

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guns01
10-16-2011, 03:13 PM
..........because you still think gay cutler is good

this^
because you use bulking as an excuse to eat garbage
because you go to the gym to pump up for the club
because you go to the gym to pump up for the beach
because you get spray tanned when you arent competiting
because you watch the jersey shore
because you watch the big bang theory
because you use rogaine and cant accept the fact you are going bald
because you like aaron rogers

Born2Juice4Ever
10-16-2011, 05:57 PM
this^
because you use bulking as an excuse to eat garbage
because you go to the gym to pump up for the club
because you go to the gym to pump up for the beach
because you get spray tanned when you arent competiting
because you watch the jersey shore
because you watch the big bang theory
because you use rogaine and cant accept the fact you are going bald
because you like aaron rogers


A++ FUCK THOSE ARE FUNNY AS HELL!!! Speciallyu getting sprayed tanning while not competing...or eating garbage as an excuse to 'bulk'


B2J

HoundOfUlster
10-17-2011, 09:58 PM
And here I thought it was because you busted me checking out your ass

/shrugs

irish_2003
10-17-2011, 10:41 PM
And here I thought it was because you busted me checking out your ass

/shrugs

you know how i know you're gay............because you have awesome bulk sales when i'm broke.....fucker!!!

HoundOfUlster
10-18-2011, 12:02 AM
Well I always have awesome sales so either stop being broke!!! Or change to a higher paying career!!! Unemployment is always hiring!!

kingvillan
10-18-2011, 01:38 AM
Because you come into the gym wearing that thick bling chain...

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Big Dan
10-18-2011, 11:00 AM
This is some good stuff right here.... Thanks needed this laugh today!!!

kingvillan
10-18-2011, 12:06 PM
Because you strain making a stupid face when you're only lifting 20lbs dumbells...

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guns01
10-18-2011, 02:25 PM
because you use jenny craig
because you follow weight watchers
because you still wear hot paints/bike shorts
because you still wear the muscle top cut off sweat shirts.

irish_2003
10-23-2011, 09:03 PM
you know how i know you're gay.......you STILL THink Tim TEe-BLow isn't gay

irish_2003
11-18-2011, 12:59 AM
sorry, can't let this thread die........

you know how i know you're gay.......you're in line waiting for Gaylight tonight

HoundOfUlster
11-18-2011, 01:23 AM
PsShhh lines wanna know how I know in not gay? I bought my tickets in advance for the IMAX showing........ Oh... Wait.... NM

HoundOfUlster
11-18-2011, 01:24 AM
And... I like weight watchers. All the fat chicks are on it!!

irish_2003
11-18-2011, 01:39 AM
And... I like weight watchers. All the fat chicks are on it!!

that's not gay....those are dimes here in wisconsin lol.....

SFGiants
11-18-2011, 03:34 AM
you know how i know you're gay.......you want to be a vampire or warewolf because of that stupid movie / show or WTF it is.

guns01
11-18-2011, 06:19 AM
because you are an occupy protester

HoundOfUlster
11-18-2011, 05:17 PM
Because you dress like Danzig but listen to Lil Wayne

tilltheend
11-18-2011, 05:57 PM
LOL

Elvis42
11-18-2011, 06:16 PM
LMAO ! AWESOME !

irish_2003
11-18-2011, 07:41 PM
you know how i know you're gay......because you got a participation trophy in little league

HoundOfUlster
11-18-2011, 09:51 PM
That's what gives it away. And here I thought it was my overly joyed emotions when Madonna comes on the radio!!

The IM Troll
11-18-2011, 09:54 PM
Your gay and no when Troll up the ass fucks you!

HoundOfUlster
11-18-2011, 10:24 PM
When the troll fucked me up the ass he gave me anal herpes :,(

SFGiants
11-18-2011, 10:28 PM
When the troll fucked me up the ass he gave me anal herpes :,(

Bad Troll, dirty dirty bad Troll!

badcompany487
11-19-2011, 08:02 PM
Cause you touched weiners with your cousin

Blackfoot
11-19-2011, 10:08 PM
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuG1vyQ1mUQ[/urol
...........lolbecause you're a Bears fan

...........because you like Obama.....alot

...........because you are a single guy and have more than one cat as a pet

...........because you like Tim Tebow......and he likes peanut butter......on your nuts

lol, i thought you'd include bc your a second year pro nfl player and haven't been laid.

irish_2003
11-19-2011, 11:30 PM
lol, i thought you'd include bc your a second year pro nfl player and haven't been laid.

tebow likes fishsticks