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...........because you're a Bears fan
...........because you like Obama.....alot
...........because you are a single guy and have more than one cat as a pet
...........because you like Tim Tebow......and he likes peanut butter......on your nuts
...........because you don't squat
...........because you don't deadlift
Troll knows your gay because you look at Troll butt!
Troll Knows your gay because you touch Troll's pee pee!
Because you were tight fucking shorts at the gym...
because you wear gloves like a little princess....
because you listen to Britney Spears while working out WTF
because you're always looking in the mirror, even when you walk to the water station WOW!!
because you scream like a girl when you're benching 185lbs...
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B2J
because you are a fudge packers fan
because you wear home made muscle shirts
because you still live with your parents
because you scream in th gym
because you wear a tank top and let everyone see your horrible acne
because you wear boxing shoes and a skull cap thats why your fuk'm gay fag homo
because you wear sunglasses in the gym when its dark outside...
because you walk around the gym like you're 300lbs when you're only 150lbs...
because you have pee dribble spots on your shorts...
because you look like this guy...
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.........because you "vagazzled" your butthole
because you wear five finger shoes
because you wear lycra pants
because you wear under armor tight fit shirts
because you wear a wife beater and have no business flexing in public
because you run bare foot
..........because you still think gay cutler is good
I have heard he is a real stuck up cunt of an asshole I don't think I have hear worst about a bber beside that dude that died young taking STUPID amounts of aas he was a bigger asshole.Quote:
Originally Posted by irish_2003
cause you do squats in the gyms shower and ask for a spot
tell the guy just getting off the bench "no need to wipe it down,i'll just lick that up for ya."
after your workout you ask the juice bar if they have any bananas,then take it and run straight to the locker room for 10minutes.then walk out really funny looking.
just cause i know you're gay cause you go weak in the knees at a semi flacid penis wondering what's gonna happen next...
because you sit on Troll's lap
Because you sit in the steam room with 7 old men...
Because you wear matching outfits with your lifting partner...
Because you wear a Camelback Hydration Backpack when you're running on the treadmill...
Because you like running in place and look at yourself in the mirror in front of the dumbell rack...
Because you walk into the gym and sit on the incline bench for an hour...
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Originally Posted by irish_2003
because you use bulking as an excuse to eat garbage
because you go to the gym to pump up for the club
because you go to the gym to pump up for the beach
because you get spray tanned when you arent competiting
because you watch the jersey shore
because you watch the big bang theory
because you use rogaine and cant accept the fact you are going bald
because you like aaron rogers
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Originally Posted by guns01
A++ FUCK THOSE ARE FUNNY AS HELL!!! Speciallyu getting sprayed tanning while not competing...or eating garbage as an excuse to 'bulk'
B2J
And here I thought it was because you busted me checking out your ass
/shrugs
you know how i know you're gay............because you have awesome bulk sales when i'm broke.....fucker!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by HoundOfUlster
Well I always have awesome sales so either stop being broke!!! Or change to a higher paying career!!! Unemployment is always hiring!!
Because you come into the gym wearing that thick bling chain...
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This is some good stuff right here.... Thanks needed this laugh today!!!
Because you strain making a stupid face when you're only lifting 20lbs dumbells...
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because you use jenny craig
because you follow weight watchers
because you still wear hot paints/bike shorts
because you still wear the muscle top cut off sweat shirts.
you know how i know you're gay.......you STILL THink Tim TEe-BLow isn't gay
sorry, can't let this thread die........
you know how i know you're gay.......you're in line waiting for Gaylight tonight
PsShhh lines wanna know how I know in not gay? I bought my tickets in advance for the IMAX showing........ Oh... Wait.... NM
And... I like weight watchers. All the fat chicks are on it!!
that's not gay....those are dimes here in wisconsin lol.....Quote:
Originally Posted by HoundOfUlster
you know how i know you're gay.......you want to be a vampire or warewolf because of that stupid movie / show or WTF it is.
because you are an occupy protester
Because you dress like Danzig but listen to Lil Wayne
LOL
LMAO ! AWESOME !
you know how i know you're gay......because you got a participation trophy in little league
That's what gives it away. And here I thought it was my overly joyed emotions when Madonna comes on the radio!!
Your gay and no when Troll up the ass fucks you!
When the troll fucked me up the ass he gave me anal herpes :,(
Bad Troll, dirty dirty bad Troll!Quote:
Originally Posted by HoundOfUlster
Cause you touched weiners with your cousin
lol, i thought you'd include bc your a second year pro nfl player and haven't been laid.Quote:
Originally Posted by irish_2003