I found this on another board, thought it was some funny shit!
I'll start it off!
I like to smell my dick hours after sex....i love the way pussy smells!!! lmao
I found this on another board, thought it was some funny shit!
I'll start it off!
I like to smell my dick hours after sex....i love the way pussy smells!!! lmao
no joke i honestly prolly pick my nose. i know thats only a shower thing but i hate using tissues that make my nose redder than an addicts, but i do. and i have no shame doing it. ill dig as deep as it gets. i did it infront of the gf on our 5th date and explained it very well to her.
and i dont fart. ever infront of girls or even pass it off at all. hahaha
I have an addiction to myspace. Once I'm on...it's like I'm on there FOREVER:(
uummmmmm......i jerk off! there...i said it!:D
I like to spank the monkey when I look at pictures of JT, Then bang RX in the ass!!!!!!!!!!! ha,ha, :eek:
i make fun of people lol
i dig in my nose :)
come on fellas post up some more things you do!
I pee in the shower does that count???
I eat the whites out of the oreos ,and toss out the cookie:eek:
Probably the biggest secret in my life is I know my girlfriend of four years wants to get pregnant in order to bait me into getting married. Yes, I know it sounds desperate and all but I have countermeasures as I don't want any kids, nor do I want to get married....I have stayed on 250mg of test per week to drop my sperm count to zero - cruising and blasting. It is quite effective at accomplishing this task.
Science is actually developing a male contraceptive based on this finding. That is where I actually developed this idea. The only difference is the studies include a dose of progesterone with the test. To date, it calls for 250mg test weekly for nearly a year to become effective and it is in clinical trials. I say fuck progesterone and just go with test alone. It works just fine for me.
In closing, I shall not be held liable for any future pregnancies from bros reading this post and getting ideas.
At least I don't smell my dick after sex. :)
I like To dress my wife up like Smurfette and do smurftacular things to her blue body!
And at least I also dont smell my own cock!:D
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Originally Posted by upondeez
blue paint and all?
Sexy little halloween outfit from a couple years back. Nothing like getting smurfed by smurfette!
Makes me want to rub one out just thinking about it!:D
we are gonna need pics of wife, with said outfit on, to verify these claims sir....thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by upondeez
BUMP TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ha,ha,
Definately a possibility! Will work on it tonight!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by bigriggs00
i also TALK to myself sometimes!!!!!!
I enjoy flexing in the mirror!!
I think we all do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by jtooswol
I even look in car windows as I walk on by,just to get a fast look
LOL Sometimes i catch my slef flexing in the reflection of my girls sunglasses! hahhQuote:
Originally Posted by geeezer
I do stuff like this guy in the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6KWjdWaTnE
Just not as good. LOL
i sit around for hours holding my nuts for know reason at all...idk why i just do its like an addiction.