Do you shave your balls?

Allright- my wife gives me shit about shaving my nuts and around my dick. What can I say- I like my shit nicely groomed and clean. Not to mention, cut the grass and the tree looks bigger.... She says that fags shave their nuts- not straight men.. ?? WTF??

now she does the same to herself and you will never hear a complaint from me- I don't want some chick with a afro in her pants.

My question is- do the rest of you bros keep your shit in check or am I on a island... And no Im not gay Felon so dont ask to see pics.. :D

LMAO. Felon told me to ask you to post pics. LOL. J/K. I keep myself groomed. I hit the nuts and taint with a razor and use trimmers on the top. I tried the razor on the top and no matter what I do I get razor bumps. I tried everything known to man to not get them but nothing works. I would think most BB'ers shave anyway.

Yup. Clipped and clean.

Me too...bald everywhere:)

same here bro's. i shave with a razor from head to toe. makes the tree look bigger without all the leaves on it too...;)

Yep I do too. It feels so much better.

yep all clean here... Ask your girl if she would go down if there were a big ball of hair there!! hahhaha

YUP..shave em about every two weeks or so

yea bro brother i hate having hair on my body no matter where its at!!!! Im clean shaved from head to toe!!!

Me too. Although shaving the balls is a very difficult task. Its frustrating to spend all that time trying to get all of it and when you get out and dry off there's always those ones that got missed.

Showed her the response and now she thinks all guys that lift are gay.. WTF? (I planned on pushing her ass down the stairs next week anyways- this will just move that date up some.):D

Most definetly, clean shaven all over.

Tell her this, Every girl i have ever dated made me trim em atleast every other week. My girl now wont even have sex unless i am good to go down there. Maybe Try not shaving down to skin, use a beard trimmer set on 1 or 2. I use a Norelco beard trimmer with the setting on 1. Works wonders and only takes about 2 mins.

You shave your own balls???? HAHAHAHA!!!! I pay a hot young woman to wash, rinse and shave my balls.....Well, actually I just pretend I'm a pretty girl as I shave....:( :eek:

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Originally Posted by thundergod

..Well, actually I just pretend I'm a pretty girl as I shave....:( :eek:

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its official- thats the most fucked up thing I have read on the boards in years. perhaps you and Felon can exchange numbers.

i got sick of shaving and now i do laser hair removal once every 6 weeks

head to toe
gone 4 times lookin good, real good

lol

Yep, all gone! I hate body hair period, you wont find anything on me ever!

Its weird your girl says that as almost every chick I have dated over the years has loved my bald sack!

Tell her it just feels better when your balls are shoved down her throat, much more sensitive shaved!

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Originally Posted by gatechplyr

its official- thats the most fucked up thing I have read on the boards in years. perhaps you and Felon can exchange numbers.

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LOL!!!! You are welcome!!!!:D :D

Me too.and the wife :D

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Originally Posted by ricky425

same here bro's. i shave with a razor from head to toe. makes the tree look bigger without all the leaves on it too...;)

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OMG you need to see the tree specialist immediately if you have leaves growing on you tree bro. There shouldn't be anything on the tree itself. The tree shouldn't even have bark on it. Now you can have some grass or weeds around the tree but there should defiantely be nothing on it bro. Let us know what the tree specialist thinks of leafy maple.lol. :D

yeah bro everythings clean on me

Yea I too keep things nice and neat. I need all the help I can get when it comes to the tree looking bigger.

i have to, I'm one hairy mofacker, plus my ol lady pretty much requires it

i shaved today

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Originally Posted by Slimfatty

Me too. Although shaving the balls is a very difficult task. Its frustrating to spend all that time trying to get all of it and when you get out and dry off there's always those ones that got missed.

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it doesnt take long if you dont have any...:D

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Originally Posted by awakened615

OMG you need to see the tree specialist immediately if you have leaves growing on you tree bro. There shouldn't be anything on the tree itself. The tree shouldn't even have bark on it. Now you can have some grass or weeds around the tree but there should defiantely be nothing on it bro. Let us know what the tree specialist thinks of leafy maple.lol. :D

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hey, it aint easy shavin around all the bumps and sores...:eek:

shave? i wax. lol.

Me to ,from head to head to toe.I want my woman clean and shaved,so I'll show here the same respect.

I don't shave my balls....my girl does it for me. :)

Been shaving mine completely off at least for 10+ years. Ive never had a woman complain saying to grow it back. She likes a hairy ball sack..lol. I hate hair in general anyways. Im really tempted to shave my flat-top completely off and go bald..

Trimmed and shaved here

I hope that the next guy I have sex with has his toolbox shaved :p

I trim mine when my wife and I have company, or when it is out of control.


DGAF

LOL...yeah, clean house here :)

I prefer to get mine's waxed monthly.
Why not?

i dont exactly bust out the bic razor but i do use the clippers and keep it real short. but you have to watch the clippers around the balls :eek: