BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR

BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR



If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility .....

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes sir.'

Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.

LMAO

lol that was great

thats great....

i was in court with my gf b/c her house got broken into and they caught the guy and they did the same thing to the cops who were on the stand they try to make it a race thing.. but the guy who called and told the cops what the guy looked like was the same race it was great.....

that is freakin awsome

that was a good one!

LMAO!

That is awesome! haha

lol that was pretty goood

very funny

he keeps it locked cause thats where all his cheese is that fucking cheese eating rat!

that's awesome.

That was great!