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Come on and enter already!
http://www.infinitymuscle.com/showth...f-quot-contest
I think I should win because I waited until the last day to enter. Plus Im a puney 250lns and could use all the help I can get.
When I was 13 years old I was 140 pounds. After graduating, I was a stout 180 at 18.
That same year, I traveled to Africa on a mission of saving those with AIDS and other deadly diseases.
Our plane took a turn for the worst and we ended up over Sudan. My plane was hit by an RPG and went down, the entire crew killed but me...
I ran into the jungle and hid for days, starving and looking for what water I could and fighting disease.
I ended up contracting the E-bola virus and was surely going to die.
All I had with me was a bottle of Crown Royal, and a spatula.
Instead I chugged the Crown Royal, and clubbed to death two alpha male lions with the spatula. After doing so I threw one of them over each shoulder, and performed a set of 10 perfect squats using the lions for weight.
I was instantaneously cured, and saved from the e-bola virus, and could then shoot 350 degree arc flames from my hands. I cooked the lions, and have turned into a 230 lb beast.
Also I have not been sick since!
:)
When I was 13 years old I was 140 pounds. After graduating, I was a stout 180 at 18.
That same year, I traveled to Africa on a mission of saving those with AIDS and other deadly diseases.
Our plane took a turn for the worst and we ended up over Sudan. My plane was hit by an RPG and went down, the entire crew killed but me...
I ran into the jungle and hid for days, starving and looking for what water I could and fighting disease.
I ended up contracting the E-bola virus and was surely going to die.
All I had with me was a bottle of Crown Royal, and a spatula.
Instead I chugged the Crown Royal, and clubbed to death two alpha male lions with the spatula. After doing so I threw one of them over each shoulder, and performed a set of 10 perfect squats using the lions for weight.
I was instantaneously cured, and saved from the e-bola virus, and could then shoot 350 degree arc flames from my hands. I cooked the lions, and have turned into a 230 lb beast.
Also I have not been sick since!
When I was 13 years old I was 140 pounds. After graduating, I was a stout 180 at 18.
That same year, I traveled to Africa on a mission of saving those with AIDS and other deadly diseases.
Our plane took a turn for the worst and we ended up over Sudan. My plane was hit by an RPG and went down, the entire crew killed but me...
I ran into the jungle and hid for days, starving and looking for what water I could and fighting disease.
I ended up contracting the E-bola virus and was surely going to die.
All I had with me was a bottle of Crown Royal, and a spatula.
Instead I chugged the Crown Royal, and clubbed to death two alpha male lions with the spatula. After doing so I threw one of them over each shoulder, and performed a set of 10 perfect squats using the lions for weight.
I was instantaneously cured, and saved from the e-bola virus, and could then shoot 350 degree arc flames from my hands. I cooked the lions, and have turned into a 230 lb beast.
Also I have not been sick since!
I feel through all of the above miracles, I am achieving my destiny finally coming to IM to claim my box of stuff which I did not have in Africa.
x what the hell was that bro?
CAN WE GET A GUNS FOR THE WIN? LOL
My story on why I should win!!! LMAO
damn i aint got shyt on fire fingers over here
Keep them coming till midnight tonight!
drum roll. so who got the freebees today?