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    Thread: Hookerology 101

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      Talking Hookerology 101

      A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. "Mommy," said the little boy, "what are all those ladies doing?"
      "They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work," she replied.
      The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? Their hookers. They have sex with men for money."
      The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mommy?" His mother, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.
      After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mommy what happens to the babies those ladies have?"
      "They mostly become cab drivers," she replied.


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      Thats great. I'll be telling that one.

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      lmao......damn bro, already got the jokes going here i see

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      When I read the title of your thread when you posted it, I thought for a minute that you were talking about hooker - the guy

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      Quote Originally Posted by miss diesel View Post
      When I read the title of your thread when you posted it, I thought for a minute that you were talking about hooker - the guy

      i thought maybe he was giving a class on how to pick up a hooker the right way myself....lol

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      got a funny text that kinda goes along with this. A husband and wife are having sex, the husbands asks "hunny can i cum in your ear?" She replies no i will go deaf. The husband then says i cum in your mouth all the time and you dont shut the fuck up.

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      nice.... I like em both

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      Quote Originally Posted by flex95 View Post
      got a funny text that kinda goes along with this. A husband and wife are having sex, the husbands asks "hunny can i cum in your ear?" She replies no i will go deaf. The husband then says i cum in your mouth all the time and you dont shut the fuck up.
      I wanted to send this to a couple of friends from online but it's too many words. Bummer, this is cool..lol


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