Quote Originally Posted by flex95 View Post
got a funny text that kinda goes along with this. A husband and wife are having sex, the husbands asks "hunny can i cum in your ear?" She replies no i will go deaf. The husband then says i cum in your mouth all the time and you dont shut the fuck up.
I wanted to send this to a couple of friends from online but it's too many words. Bummer, this is cool..lol