• Amused
  • Angry
  • Annoyed
  • Awesome
  • Bemused
  • Cocky
  • Cool
  • Crazy
  • Crying
  • Depressed
  • Down
  • Drunk
  • Embarrased
  • Enraged
  • Friendly
  • Geeky
  • Godly
  • Happy
  • Hateful
  • Hungry
  • Innocent
  • Meh
  • Piratey
  • Poorly
  • Sad
  • Secret
  • Shy
  • Sneaky
  • Tired
  • Wtf
  • Results 1 to 3 of 3

    Thread: THE HAIRCUT

    1. #1
      baby1's Avatar
      baby1 is offline Administrator
      Points: 63,737, Level: 100
      Level completed: 0%, Points required for next Level: 0
      Overall activity: 0%
      Achievements:
      Overdrive1000 Experience PointsThree FriendsRecommendation First ClassVeteran
      is the boss lady!!!
       
      I am:
      Happy
       
      Join Date
      Feb 2011
      Posts
      5,324
      Post Thanks / Like
      Points
      63,737
      Level
      100
      Rep Power
      10

      Default THE HAIRCUT

      Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.


      One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.



      When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.



      Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied,
      'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
      Community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.



      Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you.
      I'm doing community service this week.'
      The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.



      The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.



      BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

    2. Thanks guns01 thanked for this post
      Likes guns01 liked this post
    3. #2
      guns01's Avatar
      guns01 is offline Platinum Member
      Points: 18,778, Level: 86
      Level completed: 86%, Points required for next Level: 72
      Overall activity: 25.0%
      Achievements:
      Veteran1000 Experience PointsThree Friends10000 Experience PointsRecommendation Second Class
      Awards:
      Frequent Poster
      is hungry
       
      I am:
      ----
       
      Join Date
      Apr 2007
      Location
      candy land
      Posts
      4,462
      Post Thanks / Like
      Points
      18,778
      Level
      86
      Rep Power
      26

      Default Re: THE HAIRCUT

      i freaking love it baby1. that is the no bs truth right there

    4. #3
      apbt549's Avatar
      apbt549 is offline Platinum Member
      Points: 12,848, Level: 73
      Level completed: 99%, Points required for next Level: 2
      Overall activity: 0%
      Achievements:
      VeteranThree Friends10000 Experience Points
      This user has no status.
       
      I am:
      Awesome
       
      Join Date
      Feb 2007
      Posts
      1,260
      Post Thanks / Like
      Points
      12,848
      Level
      73
      Rep Power
      20

      Default Re: THE HAIRCUT

      i agree......

    Thread Information

    Users Browsing this Thread

    There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

    Posting Permissions

    • You may not post new threads
    • You may not post replies
    • You may not post attachments
    • You may not edit your posts
    •