I can't imagine someone topping this one:

I had a dream about Paris Hilton, I'm not sure why, maybe I need a slut to settle down with.

Anyway, she and I are actually talking in my dream and she excuses herself to go use the bathroom and never comes back!

I go to check on her and she left, how the hell does this happen in a dream? My subconscious mind must really hate me.

Has anyone else been blown off in a dream?