My favorite thing right now is that i have a guy i went to school with who was a bully to his core. I was a little shit back in those days so I bore a lot of his bullshit. He was a very sore loser. A few of us were playng basketball and if you scored on him then the next time you went up for a shot he just grabbed the back of your shirt and threw you to the ground or would foul you some sort of way. Then as we got older(about ten or so years ago) and he saw i was lifting he tried to be my friend because he wanted a hook up. Still being that insecure kid inside i wanted him to like me and his money was green so why not hook him up. Long story short on that one he stiffs me for half the money and moves and changes his cell number. now fast forward again to about five years ago and he is back around and wants a hook up again. And the best part is he tries to apologize and tells me that his buddy stiffed him and there was no way he could have covered the other guys half, blah,blah, blah. This time i show him he aint pushing this guy around. I tell the fat bastard that he is going to give me everything he owes me plus. He says that is absolutely fine and he appreciates me still dealing with him. It was nice to think of his mean ass groveling to me. In my mind that 16yr old geek with the glasses just got to kick sand in this fuckers face.