E-S Official Laugh Out Loud Thread

[doug]

TweetTwo 80 year old women are driving when they come upon an intersection. The light is red, but they drive right through it without stopping. The woman in the passenger seat thinks to herself, I must be losing my mind, I could swear we just ran a red light. After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and again they run a red light. The woman in the passenger seat decides to speak up and says, "Mildred, you just ran 2 red lights in a row." Mildred replies, "Oh, am I driving?"

[TheChosen1]

TweetHOOKER FOR ALL SEASON

A guy, after getting paid and feeling horny, decided to go to a brothel and have some major sex with the sexiest hooker there. Unfortunately, there was a convention in town and all of the hookers were occupied with others. So the 60 year old madame offered to service him for the night and told him, "Don't worry about the winter snow on the roof, son. There's still alot of summer in my heart." Being horny as he was, the guy took her up on the offer.

But a half hour goes by and he noticed that he's banging away and she's not doing anything but lying there. He ask if she's all right and she says, "Don't worry about the winter on the roof, there's still some summer in my heart." So he continues but again, she's doing nothing. Now another half hour passes and he inquires about her again.

"Don't worry about the winter on the roof, son, there's still summer in my heart." she says. So he tells her, "I'm not worried about the winter on the roof because I know there's summer in your heart. But if you don't get some spring in your ass, we're liable to be here until next fall."

[doug]

TweetWhat does a cowboy and a pimp have in common?

They both know how to throw a ho-down.

[TheChosen1]

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[DirtyD]

TweetLMAO!!! That is good stuff bro...