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    Thread: O.K. Fess up! What do ya do when nobody else is watching!?!??!?!

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    1. 04-04-2008, 03:34 PM #1
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      I eat the whites out of the oreos ,and toss out the cookie
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    2. 04-04-2008, 06:26 PM #2
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      Probably the biggest secret in my life is I know my girlfriend of four years wants to get pregnant in order to bait me into getting married. Yes, I know it sounds desperate and all but I have countermeasures as I don't want any kids, nor do I want to get married....I have stayed on 250mg of test per week to drop my sperm count to zero - cruising and blasting. It is quite effective at accomplishing this task.


      Science is actually developing a male contraceptive based on this finding. That is where I actually developed this idea. The only difference is the studies include a dose of progesterone with the test. To date, it calls for 250mg test weekly for nearly a year to become effective and it is in clinical trials. I say fuck progesterone and just go with test alone. It works just fine for me.

      In closing, I shall not be held liable for any future pregnancies from bros reading this post and getting ideas.

      At least I don't smell my dick after sex.
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    3. 04-04-2008, 06:53 PM #3
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      I like To dress my wife up like Smurfette and do smurftacular things to her blue body!

      And at least I also dont smell my own cock!
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      Quote Originally Posted by upondeez View Post
      I like To dress my wife up like Smurfette and do smurftacular things to her blue body!

      And at least I also dont smell my own cock!

      blue paint and all?
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      Sexy little halloween outfit from a couple years back. Nothing like getting smurfed by smurfette!

      Makes me want to rub one out just thinking about it!
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      Quote Originally Posted by upondeez View Post
      Sexy little halloween outfit from a couple years back. Nothing like getting smurfed by smurfette!

      Makes me want to rub one out just thinking about it!
      we are gonna need pics of wife, with said outfit on, to verify these claims sir....thank you.
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      BUMP TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ha,ha,
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      Quote Originally Posted by bigriggs00 View Post
      we are gonna need pics of wife, with said outfit on, to verify these claims sir....thank you.
      Definately a possibility! Will work on it tonight!
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      i sit around for hours holding my nuts for know reason at all...idk why i just do its like an addiction.
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