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      Quote Originally Posted by PECS View Post
      Only temporarily... he got it back.
      yeah but he had to deal with the gooey gum , broken glass, weevy hair and other shit one finds in the parking lot of the 7-11 where the cops found it,

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      Quote Originally Posted by PECS View Post
      Only temporarily... he got it back.
      Quote Originally Posted by concrete View Post
      there is tow types of men in this world. Men that jerk off and men that lie about jerking off.
      umm, two types of men well, i definitely don't lie,

      and my palms are hairy

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      Quote Originally Posted by Thinkbig View Post
      They Took That Shit Form Bobbit Tho'.

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      OMG - that post was hilarious.

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      Hey...I look at it this way. It's mine and I'll do what I want with it.
      And don't pretent like women don't get in a little self pleasure every once in awhile either....come on ladies

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      stump that is the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time! You're going to give him a complex, haha.... thank goodness my son hasn't found his yet. *fingers crossed*

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      hahaha!!! a good friend of mine in the Marines used to say he stayed awake on long car drives by jerking off for long periods of time in the car!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Growinboy View Post
      hahaha!!! a good friend of mine in the Marines used to say he stayed awake on long car drives by jerking off for long periods of time in the car!
      If you think about it, its pretty logical. Two weeks ago I had my ex play with my dick then give me head on our way back from florida, and that sure as hell kept me up. Although afterwards its back to reality and you do get tired.

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      my 5 month old does the same thing. as soon as you take off his diaper he gets a big smile on his face and grabs his pecker. I guess kids learn from their parents, everytime my wife takes off my diaper I do the same thing!

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      I don't want to have that visual stuck in my head Atomic!!! Damn it..my eyes...my eyes!

      Oh..on subject...It doesn't get any better with age either! I still find myself rubbing it. Hard not to...especially when the ladies at the gym are in tight sweat pants all spread wide open...uh...ummm....ah shoot...BRB!!!! Dang it!

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