My dick is my master.

[gatechplyr]

TweetMy wife who is a nurse practitioner came home the other day and got onto our 3 year old for playing with his dick while he was done pissing. I told her it was perfectly normal- let the boy be. She very quickly said "you men are all the same- I have patients that are males and have head trama damn near braindead and first thing they do is grab their dicks. It gets so bad sometimes, we will have to restrain their hands to keep them from pulling on it or grabbing it constantly."

It got me thinking- why are we so obsessed with our peckers? Shit any chance I get I am rubbing on mine. Not jerking grant it- but reassuring myself it has not decided to up and leave my ass.

I wonder how many times in a average males life do we touch our dicks? geez if I had a dollar for everytime I did. (you know the rest of the saying)..

[miss diesel]

TweetI had to read that thread twice. I thought something was wrong with my eyes

It's true that men are obsessed by their organ. They all say it's important to masturbate, etc etc ....

[PECS]

TweetWell bro, imo it has to do with the fact it is THE one thing we were giving that NO ONE especially women can take away from us. LOL!!!

My 3 year old is always playing with his junk. Sometimes I do tell him to stop, he's always got his hands on it.

[Thinkbig]

TweetThey Took That Shit Form Bobbit Tho'.

[PECS]

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They Took That Shit Form Bobbit Tho'.

Only temporarily... he got it back.

[Thinkbig]

TweetHAHHA, CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN'S DICK DOWN, IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY THEN HUH?...lol

[TURTLE]

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Only temporarily... he got it back.

yeah but he had to deal with the gooey gum , broken glass, weevy hair and other shit one finds in the parking lot of the 7-11 where the cops found it,

[BlueDevil]

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They Took That Shit Form Bobbit Tho'.

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