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    Thread: My dick is my master.

    1. 02-15-2007, 01:16 PM #1
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      Default My dick is my master.

      My wife who is a nurse practitioner came home the other day and got onto our 3 year old for playing with his dick while he was done pissing. I told her it was perfectly normal- let the boy be. She very quickly said "you men are all the same- I have patients that are males and have head trama damn near braindead and first thing they do is grab their dicks. It gets so bad sometimes, we will have to restrain their hands to keep them from pulling on it or grabbing it constantly."

      It got me thinking- why are we so obsessed with our peckers? Shit any chance I get I am rubbing on mine. Not jerking grant it- but reassuring myself it has not decided to up and leave my ass.

      I wonder how many times in a average males life do we touch our dicks? geez if I had a dollar for everytime I did. (you know the rest of the saying)..
      RIP Dansteelman. Your always in our thoughts brotha.
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    2. 02-15-2007, 01:31 PM #2
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      I had to read that thread twice. I thought something was wrong with my eyes

      It's true that men are obsessed by their organ. They all say it's important to masturbate, etc etc ....
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      Well bro, imo it has to do with the fact it is THE one thing we were giving that NO ONE especially women can take away from us. LOL!!!

      My 3 year old is always playing with his junk. Sometimes I do tell him to stop, he's always got his hands on it.
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      They Took That Shit Form Bobbit Tho'.
      Think NOT of how WEAK you are, but of how STRONG you WILL be

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      Quote Originally Posted by Thinkbig View Post
      They Took That Shit Form Bobbit Tho'.

      Only temporarily... he got it back.
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      HAHHA, CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN'S DICK DOWN, IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY THEN HUH?...lol
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      ok funny but true story

      my second oldest son went through this faze, i mean the kid in plain sight of everyone would grab himself and rub it. it got so bad he would not realize he was doing it. we get a note home from school now mind you he is in 2nd grade when this happened.
      i take him aside and tell him if you keep touching it it will fall off, he looked at me funny and then with a straight face i told him........how do you think girls were made

      his face turned pale white and has never touched it again unless to take a wizz or wash in the shower

      my wife about killed me for saying that

      believe me or not but unless its to go to the bathroom or to shower i never touch mine i leave that to my wife
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      Quote Originally Posted by stump View Post

      believe me or not but unless its to go to the bathroom or to shower i never touch mine i leave that to my wife
      I don't believe you
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      Quote Originally Posted by miss diesel View Post
      I don't believe you
      Me neither.. my god have mercy on your lying ass soul...
      RIP Dansteelman. Your always in our thoughts brotha.
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      there is tow types of men in this world. Men that jerk off and men that lie about jerking off.
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