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      BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR



      If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility .....

      Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

      A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

      Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'

      A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

      Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

      A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

      Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

      A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

      Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

      A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

      Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

      A: 'Yes sir.'

      Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

      A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

      The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.
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      Default Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR

      LMAO

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      Default Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR

      lol that was great

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      Default Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR

      thats great....

      i was in court with my gf b/c her house got broken into and they caught the guy and they did the same thing to the cops who were on the stand they try to make it a race thing.. but the guy who called and told the cops what the guy looked like was the same race it was great.....

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      Default Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR

      that is freakin awsome

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      Default Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR

      that was a good one!

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      Default Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR

      LMAO!

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      Default Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR

      That is awesome! haha

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      Default Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR

      lol that was pretty goood

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      Default Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR

      That was great!

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