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    Thread: Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

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      Default Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

      10. have to sit upright while driving.

      9. pistol won't store under front seat.

      8. engine noise drowns out the rap music.

      7. pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants.

      6. can't smoke a blunt and chill driving fast.

      5. police cars on track interfere with race.

      4. no passenger seat for the Ho.

      3. no caddi's are approved for compitition.

      2. when they crash the cars they bail out and run....

      And the number one answer is (scroll down)

















































































































      1. they can't wear their helmets sidways.

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      Default Re: Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

      LMAO

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      Default Re: Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

      Did you know the same people you are making fun of also serve in our military and protect our country and allow you to sit there and type up some shit like that?

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      Default Re: Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

      Quote Originally Posted by rambo View Post
      Did you know the same people you are making fun of also serve in our military and protect our country and allow you to sit there and type up some shit like that?
      Waaa Waaa. . . . Someone needs a sense of humor. Lighten up chief.
      Did you know that the same people the joke's about can even enjoy the humor about an obvious joke?

      By the way, if your such an ardent protector of this country - then don't be wasting time on forums like this son! Get out there on the battlefield and kill some people in the name of liberty. . . . who many of which also have a sense of humor and normal lives that don't deserve a hell storm of attack.

      Wee bit sensitive you are

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      Default Re: Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

      Quote Originally Posted by rambo View Post
      Did you know the same people you are making fun of also serve in our military and protect our country and allow you to sit there and type up some shit like that?
      Its a joke bro. BUt since you started dont you know these same people make up 70% of the prison population. BTW I also serve in the military. i am not racist, there are alot of black people in the military that love theses kinds of jokes. Lighten up.

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      Default Re: Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

      Quote Originally Posted by rambo View Post
      Did you know the same people you are making fun of also serve in our military and protect our country and allow you to sit there and type up some shit like that?
      yeah like 5%.di you know the other 95% all have baby momma drama and turn whatever neighborhood they move into a shit hole with their gangs and thug bullshit?let a white guy say 1/3rd of the shit these guys do and you'll have every political activist including some punk ass scared to death white politician callin for your ass in a sling.shit,i got black bros that hate them just as much.
      don't get me wrong we all have our own type in each race.ours are called wiggers cause they have no true identity."hell i piss my pants when Dave Chapelle(the funniest man alive)and Chris Rock make fun of us crackers.know why...?cause they're right.nothing wrong with a little humor.if your feelings got hurt then change your handle from rambo to hambo,what can i tell ya dude,grow some thick skin is all...
      "Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are."

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      Default Re: Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

      i too serve this country as a matter fact for well over a decade. me and all of my boys damn sure enjoy this type of humor, it is actually not distasteful in the least bit. a good one lol. the sad thing is that no one here actually allows in racial or close to racial comments. the mods are very on point on these matters

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      Default Re: Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

      Quote Originally Posted by guns01 View Post
      i too serve this country as a matter fact for well over a decade. me and all of my boys damn sure enjoy this type of humor, it is actually not distasteful in the least bit. a good one lol. the sad thing is that no one here actually allows in racial or close to racial comments. the mods are very on point on these matters
      Right, Guns.

      The sad thing is that tip toeing around "fears of racism" in my opinion fuels a continued problem of racism instead of everyone just accepting it as a thing to disappear.
      Blatant insulting argumentative racial remarks are one thing. . . but just humorful light hearted jokes should be viewed as healing instead of a sore spot.
      That's how I view it anyhow.
      That's why I think it's a positive thing when comedians like Chris Rock or other comedians of color or different races make fun of themselves as well. It takes a sensitive topic and weakens it by simply expressing that we don't need to make it a serious thing anymore.

      In even simpler terms - The only ones who make a big issue out of racism are the racists.
      Last edited by testboner; 07-22-2010 at 01:06 PM.

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      Default Re: Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

      Another number 1 reason there are no Blacks in NASCAR:

      None of them could drive past a fat drunk white woman in the crowd showing her tits!

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      Wink Re: Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

      Quote Originally Posted by 1bigun11 View Post
      Another number 1 reason there are no Blacks in NASCAR:

      None of them could drive past a fat drunk white woman in the crowd showing her tits!
      Right! And she'd be a redhead drinking grape juice. Is that racial? I just have noticed a lot of black dudes in my life with white fat redheads (with freckles) and they seem to enjoy grape flavored drinks. Is that racist. . . or am I just observant?
      Last edited by testboner; 07-22-2010 at 06:31 PM.

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