"Box of stuff" contest

[baby1]

TweetCome on and enter already!

http://www.infinitymuscle.com/showth...f-quot-contest

[MPMC]

TweetI think I should win because I waited until the last day to enter. Plus Im a puney 250lns and could use all the help I can get.

[TheyCallMeX]

TweetWhen I was 13 years old I was 140 pounds. After graduating, I was a stout 180 at 18.


That same year, I traveled to Africa on a mission of saving those with AIDS and other deadly diseases.

Our plane took a turn for the worst and we ended up over Sudan. My plane was hit by an RPG and went down, the entire crew killed but me...

I ran into the jungle and hid for days, starving and looking for what water I could and fighting disease.

I ended up contracting the E-bola virus and was surely going to die.

All I had with me was a bottle of Crown Royal, and a spatula.

Instead I chugged the Crown Royal, and clubbed to death two alpha male lions with the spatula. After doing so I threw one of them over each shoulder, and performed a set of 10 perfect squats using the lions for weight.

I was instantaneously cured, and saved from the e-bola virus, and could then shoot 350 degree arc flames from my hands. I cooked the lions, and have turned into a 230 lb beast.

Also I have not been sick since!

[TheyCallMeX]

TweetWhen I was 13 years old I was 140 pounds. After graduating, I was a stout 180 at 18.

That same year, I traveled to Africa on a mission of saving those with AIDS and other deadly diseases.

Our plane took a turn for the worst and we ended up over Sudan. My plane was hit by an RPG and went down, the entire crew killed but me...

I ran into the jungle and hid for days, starving and looking for what water I could and fighting disease.

I ended up contracting the E-bola virus and was surely going to die.

All I had with me was a bottle of Crown Royal, and a spatula.

Instead I chugged the Crown Royal, and clubbed to death two alpha male lions with the spatula. After doing so I threw one of them over each shoulder, and performed a set of 10 perfect squats using the lions for weight.

I was instantaneously cured, and saved from the e-bola virus, and could then shoot 350 degree arc flames from my hands. I cooked the lions, and have turned into a 230 lb beast.

Also I have not been sick since!

[TheyCallMeX]

TweetWhen I was 13 years old I was 140 pounds. After graduating, I was a stout 180 at 18.

That same year, I traveled to Africa on a mission of saving those with AIDS and other deadly diseases.

Our plane took a turn for the worst and we ended up over Sudan. My plane was hit by an RPG and went down, the entire crew killed but me...

I ran into the jungle and hid for days, starving and looking for what water I could and fighting disease.

I ended up contracting the E-bola virus and was surely going to die.

All I had with me was a bottle of Crown Royal, and a spatula.

Instead I chugged the Crown Royal, and clubbed to death two alpha male lions with the spatula. After doing so I threw one of them over each shoulder, and performed a set of 10 perfect squats using the lions for weight.

I was instantaneously cured, and saved from the e-bola virus, and could then shoot 350 degree arc flames from my hands. I cooked the lions, and have turned into a 230 lb beast.

Also I have not been sick since!

I feel through all of the above miracles, I am achieving my destiny finally coming to IM to claim my box of stuff which I did not have in Africa.

[guns01]

Tweetx what the hell was that bro?

CAN WE GET A GUNS FOR THE WIN? LOL

[TheyCallMeX]

TweetMy story on why I should win!!! LMAO

[badcompany487]

Tweetdamn i aint got shyt on fire fingers over here

[baby1]

TweetKeep them coming till midnight tonight!

[guns01]

Tweetdrum roll. so who got the freebees today?