this is funny you posted this....yesterday i was seriously thinking about making a thread anything farting related....i'd like to write a comedic look at farting 101-everything you wanted to know and things you didn't want to know....it would become a cult classic on college campuses and all over......from what is a fart? to fart jokes, to stories, to whatever.......

don't f'n take my idea.....that's what i do....i come up with ideas and never run with it and get rich like i should