TweetI have heard he is a real stuck up cunt of an asshole I don't think I have hear worst about a bber beside that dude that died young taking STUPID amounts of aas he was a bigger asshole.
TweetI have heard he is a real stuck up cunt of an asshole I don't think I have hear worst about a bber beside that dude that died young taking STUPID amounts of aas he was a bigger asshole.
Tweetthis^
because you use bulking as an excuse to eat garbage
because you go to the gym to pump up for the club
because you go to the gym to pump up for the beach
because you get spray tanned when you arent competiting
because you watch the jersey shore
because you watch the big bang theory
because you use rogaine and cant accept the fact you are going bald
because you like aaron rogers
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A++ FUCK THOSE ARE FUNNY AS HELL!!! Speciallyu getting sprayed tanning while not competing...or eating garbage as an excuse to 'bulk'
B2J
Born2Juice4Ever, A force biochemically evolved, by the people, for the people.
TweetBecause you strain making a stupid face when you're only lifting 20lbs dumbells...
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Tweetbecause you use jenny craig
because you follow weight watchers
because you still wear hot paints/bike shorts
because you still wear the muscle top cut off sweat shirts.
TweetYour gay and no when Troll up the ass fucks you!
The Troll is a stupid idiot with nothing better to do but start trouble but don't be afraid to engage back with The Troll in a friendly manor.
The Troll is kept on a tight leash The Troll will be under supervision so he don't get himself into too much trouble.
The Troll eats his own shit!
Tweetcause you do squats in the gyms shower and ask for a spot
tell the guy just getting off the bench "no need to wipe it down,i'll just lick that up for ya."
after your workout you ask the juice bar if they have any bananas,then take it and run straight to the locker room for 10minutes.then walk out really funny looking.
just cause i know you're gay cause you go weak in the knees at a semi flacid penis wondering what's gonna happen next...
"Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are."
Tweetbecause you sit on Troll's lap
The Troll is a stupid idiot with nothing better to do but start trouble but don't be afraid to engage back with The Troll in a friendly manor.
The Troll is kept on a tight leash The Troll will be under supervision so he don't get himself into too much trouble.
The Troll eats his own shit!
TweetBecause you sit in the steam room with 7 old men...
Because you wear matching outfits with your lifting partner...
Because you wear a Camelback Hydration Backpack when you're running on the treadmill...
Because you like running in place and look at yourself in the mirror in front of the dumbell rack...
Because you walk into the gym and sit on the incline bench for an hour...
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TweetAnd here I thought it was because you busted me checking out your ass
/shrugs
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