cause you do squats in the gyms shower and ask for a spot
tell the guy just getting off the bench "no need to wipe it down,i'll just lick that up for ya."
after your workout you ask the juice bar if they have any bananas,then take it and run straight to the locker room for 10minutes.then walk out really funny looking.
just cause i know you're gay cause you go weak in the knees at a semi flacid penis wondering what's gonna happen next...