Quote Originally Posted by rocco-x View Post
went to the doctor today.actually troll what i have is,from what the doctor explained,is a form of airborne food poisoning.everytime you burp,breathe or fart you emit a noxious and deadly form of bottulism comprised of fermented fetid man gravy that has caked up all throughout your large intestine(yo bootay hole) and your esophogus(yo gullet).

since to posess no form of sweat glands the toxins build up in your body and as we all know your skin is covered with greasy matted down hair therefore prohibiting the evaporation of said man gravy.since your immune system is so used to it by now it doesn't affect you like it would everyone else.so please troll,cover your mouth and double up on the underwear.no more thongs.the underwear will act as a form of fart filter lessening the chances of you infecting dozens more.

also kudos to your new movie career.heard you're the lead role in the new flick "Gaylight." it's about a homosexual troll called a "penispire" that goes around attacking young mens crotches sucking them dry of any and all spermatazoa.think you'll get the Acadamey Award for this one my trogdolyte little friend.
Bravehart^