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A guy, after getting paid and feeling horny, decided to go to a brothel and have some major sex with the sexiest hooker there. Unfortunately, there was a convention in town and all of the hookers were occupied with others. So the 60 year old madame offered to service him for the night and told him, "Don't worry about the winter snow on the roof, son. There's still alot of summer in my heart." Being horny as he was, the guy took her up on the offer.
But a half hour goes by and he noticed that he's banging away and she's not doing anything but lying there. He ask if she's all right and she says, "Don't worry about the winter on the roof, there's still some summer in my heart." So he continues but again, she's doing nothing. Now another half hour passes and he inquires about her again.
"Don't worry about the winter on the roof, son, there's still summer in my heart." she says. So he tells her, "I'm not worried about the winter on the roof because I know there's summer in your heart. But if you don't get some spring in your ass, we're liable to be here until next fall."
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