O.K. Fess up! What do ya do when nobody else is watching!?!??!?!

[jaydog25]

Tweeti make fun of people lol

[teamgenetics]

Tweeti dig in my nose

[jtooswol]

Tweetcome on fellas post up some more things you do!

[Whimp]

TweetI pee in the shower does that count???

[geeezer]

TweetI eat the whites out of the oreos ,and toss out the cookie

[bigriggs00]

TweetProbably the biggest secret in my life is I know my girlfriend of four years wants to get pregnant in order to bait me into getting married. Yes, I know it sounds desperate and all but I have countermeasures as I don't want any kids, nor do I want to get married....I have stayed on 250mg of test per week to drop my sperm count to zero - cruising and blasting. It is quite effective at accomplishing this task.


Science is actually developing a male contraceptive based on this finding. That is where I actually developed this idea. The only difference is the studies include a dose of progesterone with the test. To date, it calls for 250mg test weekly for nearly a year to become effective and it is in clinical trials. I say fuck progesterone and just go with test alone. It works just fine for me.

In closing, I shall not be held liable for any future pregnancies from bros reading this post and getting ideas.

At least I don't smell my dick after sex.

[upondeez]

TweetI like To dress my wife up like Smurfette and do smurftacular things to her blue body!

And at least I also dont smell my own cock!

[simplerx]

Tweeti sit around for hours holding my nuts for know reason at all...idk why i just do its like an addiction.