Last night, I saw a perfect home invasion blunder on video. On "The World's Dumbest Criminals", they showed the video of a guy catching someone breaking into his home. Apparently, someone forgot to lock the front door and the would-be burglar just walked the hell in. Unfortunately, the wanna be burglar didn't expect anyone to be home and that the person would be 3 times his sizes.

So the guy's wife turned on the video camera and recorded her husband catching the guy and beating the shit out of him. All of this happened while she dialed 9.1.1, by the way. And the arrest was caught on video too. The excuses the burglar had were priceless, including "someone invited me here" and "I have 5 jobs".