Squatter's Nightmare

[Zomb131]

TweetLOL! My biggest fear is shitting myself when i squat.

[testboner]

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LOL! My biggest fear is shitting myself when i squat.

Same here! I fart like a BEAST though when I'm straining hard.
Impresses all the ladies

[niko]

TweetJACKASS!!!!!

[TheChosen1]

TweetThere's an asshole at my job (I've posted of him before...43 year old bodybuilder wannabe) who claimed that he squatted 405 pounds (8-45 lb. plates on each side of the bar) at the gym. Fact is, he don't work out and his story kept changing from 5 plates and grew to 8 plates. But he tells me, "No, it was 8 plates on each side. How much is that?" I told him, "You should know, dumbass. You did it." What's funny about that is that he's got the smallest, boniest legs that I've ever seen and I guess he thought that I was stupid enough to believe him.

The next time I saw him, I told him, "Let's go to the Transportation gym (gym used by the bus drivers) and see who can out squat who." Of course, I wasn't serious. I just wanted to see him change his tune.