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I thought the first paragraph in your post was the one from the retired Minn officer (as u stated).
That being said, I thought the 2nd paragraph was about an experience you had, specifically.
Then come to find out NONE of those stories are yours and NONE of them are true either. Thanks a lot!
Way to go CHOSEN1 for busting the case wide open!! (picture clapping smiley face here) ha ha