ok funny but true story

my second oldest son went through this faze, i mean the kid in plain sight of everyone would grab himself and rub it. it got so bad he would not realize he was doing it. we get a note home from school now mind you he is in 2nd grade when this happened.
i take him aside and tell him if you keep touching it it will fall off, he looked at me funny and then with a straight face i told him........how do you think girls were made

his face turned pale white and has never touched it again unless to take a wizz or wash in the shower

my wife about killed me for saying that

believe me or not but unless its to go to the bathroom or to shower i never touch mine i leave that to my wife