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    1. 02-15-2007, 06:25 PM #1
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      HAHHA, CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN'S DICK DOWN, IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY THEN HUH?...lol
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      ok funny but true story

      my second oldest son went through this faze, i mean the kid in plain sight of everyone would grab himself and rub it. it got so bad he would not realize he was doing it. we get a note home from school now mind you he is in 2nd grade when this happened.
      i take him aside and tell him if you keep touching it it will fall off, he looked at me funny and then with a straight face i told him........how do you think girls were made

      his face turned pale white and has never touched it again unless to take a wizz or wash in the shower

      my wife about killed me for saying that

      believe me or not but unless its to go to the bathroom or to shower i never touch mine i leave that to my wife
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      Quote Originally Posted by stump View Post

      believe me or not but unless its to go to the bathroom or to shower i never touch mine i leave that to my wife
      I don't believe you
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      Quote Originally Posted by miss diesel View Post
      I don't believe you
      Me neither.. my god have mercy on your lying ass soul...
      RIP Dansteelman. Your always in our thoughts brotha.
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      there is tow types of men in this world. Men that jerk off and men that lie about jerking off.
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      Quote Originally Posted by PECS View Post
      Only temporarily... he got it back.
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      there is tow types of men in this world. Men that jerk off and men that lie about jerking off.
      umm, two types of men well, i definitely don't lie,

      and my palms are hairy
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      OMG - that post was hilarious.
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      Hey...I look at it this way. It's mine and I'll do what I want with it.
      And don't pretent like women don't get in a little self pleasure every once in awhile either....come on ladies
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      stump that is the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time! You're going to give him a complex, haha.... thank goodness my son hasn't found his yet. *fingers crossed*
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      hahaha!!! a good friend of mine in the Marines used to say he stayed awake on long car drives by jerking off for long periods of time in the car!
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