LOL. A couple of the guys I work out with and I have found some retards doing funny shit in the gym. Here are some real life quotes we've heard in the last couple month...
"THese are big boy weights..you see that, big boy weights!" some retard using the calf press machine talking to his buddies.

"you gotta hate the weight bro...hate the weight to get it up" some fuktard teaching his buddy how to do preacher curls

we have this 90lb dude that uses the hammer strength calf machine for leg press. he puts mad weights on this thing and does leg presses while grunting loudly. the funny thing is that the machine faces the mirror and when you look at the mirror while sitting on the machine you see the words"HAMMER STRENGTH SEATED CALF PRESS" with a picture.....lol